[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. ( I am a blond. << )

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I'm psychologically unstable, I have a lot more to worry about than melody between childish songs.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (See previous comment.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Repeatedly. I blame the second and third movie's shoddy plot. I mean, I think we're talking about overall story. *Confused and tired* First movie was the best.)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Thumb, Index, Middle. I type over 130 wpm. When I'm watching TV, playing video games, talking to someone, and listening to music simultaneously. Don't get me started on when I'm paying attention.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I made sure to go back and set it on fire correctly right after.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (... Shut up. Attention spans are short in stock.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Spaced out. Didn't move. Only happened once because I happened to be lying face-down on bed.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I make effort to. Fun to blank.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I remember when I realize I forget.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Due to effort.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (WHY I ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSING ME OF.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Define simple.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Damn gnats.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping. It's 10 AM.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (My TV remote. Left hand.)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (...)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Usually people.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Again. 10 AM. I haven't gone to sleep yet.)

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 34

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.