[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have run into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond. ( I am a blond. << )

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[x] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody. (I'm psychologically unstable, I have a lot more to worry about than melody between childish songs.)
[ ] You just sang them to make sure. (See previous comment.)
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it. (Repeatedly. I blame the second and third movie's shoddy plot. I mean, I think we're talking about overall story. *Confused and tired* First movie was the best.)
[x] You type with three fingers or less. (Thumb, Index, Middle. I type over 130 wpm. When I'm watching TV, playing video games, talking to someone, and listening to music simultaneously. Don't get me started on when I'm paying attention.)
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire. (I made sure to go back and set it on fire correctly right after.)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose. (... Shut up. Attention spans are short in stock.)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling. (Spaced out. Didn't move. Only happened once because I happened to be lying face-down on bed.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking. (I make effort to. Fun to blank.)
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about. (I remember when I realize I forget.)
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you. (Due to effort.)
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’. (WHY I ASSURE YOU I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU ARE ACCUSING ME OF.)

TOTAL: 5

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math. (Define simple.)
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally. (Damn gnats.)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Sleeping. It's 10 AM.)
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it.
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time. (My TV remote. Left hand.)

TOTAL: 5

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't. (...)
[x] You break a lot of things. (Usually people.)
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means.
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin. (Again. 10 AM. I haven't gone to sleep yet.)

TOTAL: 8

GRAND TOTAL: 34

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am ___% Mentally ill.

Another one of 's

Rules:
1. Pick three or more of your antagonistic (villain) characters
2. Have them answer the following questions.

1. Xenos
2. Zen
3. Din [Note: Evil in alliance only]

1. Alright, first, tell us your name.
Xenos: Lord Xenos Ku’ran’noset’h Va'lie'nn the Grim King.
Zen: S'ara'ji'zen'n K'ei'zen'ie I'rru'z'kan
Din: J'iida Am'mi'Kad'din Zem'i

2. So, being the villains that you are, what exactly do you ….do? Or do I not want to know?
Xenos: I am the current focus for the God of Death's avatar. I instigate acts of genocide.
Zen: I am an instrument of genocide.
Din: *Can't think of anything*

3. How old are you?
Xenos: In theory I am 253 human years old.
Zen: Seventy-two human years.
Din: Seventeen. ^^

4. Height and weight?
Xenos: Based on the human scale, in my natural form I am twelve-foot-two and weigh 723 pounds. In my human form I am roughly eight-foot-three and weigh 483 pounds.
Zen: In my human form I am six feet, seven inches tall and weigh 268 pounds. In my natural form, I stand seven feet, eight inches and weigh 536 pounds.
Din: In my human form I'm 5'10" and weigh 142 pounds. In Azekaran form, 6'8" and 77 pounds. =3
(Differences in skeletal mass between forms and genders, don't question it.)

5. Are you mortal?
Xenos: In theory.
Zen: Depressingly so, though I am attempting to remedy the flaw.
Din: I don't know. Nobody ever tries to hurt me or anything...

6. Are you any type of demon or other supernatural being?
Xenos: I enjoy the concept that I have become far worse than either ever could be.
Zen: I am becoming something excruciatingly similar.
Din: No. *Puzzled by question*

7. So, do you have an alter ego by day? What do unsuspecting people think you do?
Xenos: They think I burn cities, sacrifice the population to my god, commit unspeakable crimes to nature with every passing moment. And they are correct.
Zen: Nothing. Unsuspecting people are being eliminated.
Din: Alter ego? *Puzzled, but in a cute way*

8. What was the last nefarious thing you did?
Xenos: You imply that it is not still being implemented.
Zen: Executed sixteen heretics and their families in the middle of the South Azekaran capitol city.
Din: *Can't think of anything, gets confused*

9. Was it successful?
Xenos: It will be.
Zen: Extremely.
Din: *Still confused*

10. Do you know any of the other people here?
Xenos: I command them.
Zen: I am an instrument of the ArchPaladin. As for the Succubus... *Hugs Din*
Din: *Much happiness* X3 *Cuddles*

11. Do you have any kids or other family? What do they think of your life of crime?
Xenos: I burned them.
Zen: I have no children, but the rest of my clan is under employment of the N'akuz'ai'ima'l.
Din: ... I've been out of contact with my family for a while...

12. Who’s your arch nemesis?
Xenos: Insignificant without limbs and life, as I have been told.
Zen: The Warden of East Azekara is presently my greatest nuisance.
Din: *Doesn't actually have a nemesis because she's completely and utterly harmless.*

13. Have you ever been embarrassingly defeated?
Xenos: Embarrassingly? No, not quite. My most recent defeat involved me plummeting from a cliff with my heart cleaved in two.
Zen: Define embarrassing.
Din: *Doesn't actually fight.*

14. Would you ever wear spandex?
Xenos: No.
Zen: No.
Din: Sure. :3

15. Do you secretly like pink?
Xenos: No.
Zen: I see no point in colors.
Din: Secretly? o3o

16. Are you secretly in LUUUURRRRVVVEE?
Xenos: I see no reason for either secrecy or love.
Zen: Love would be an unnecessary distraction.
Din: ... Maybe. ^^

17. Are you gay?
Xenos: *Ambiguous* ...
Zen: *Asexual* I have no interest in either gender.
Din: *Bisexual* Maybe a little bit?

18. Anyways, back to business. Are you anticipating the next World War?
Xenos: I intend to instigate it.
Zen: I intend to end it.
Din: *Immediate worry*

19. Weapon of choice?
Xenos: While my preferred weapon is currently split and unavailable, I maintain possession of its more potent half, the Mira'ha'zen.
Zen: My katana is nameless.
Din: D: *Doesn't like fighting in general*

20. Do you prefer…Weapons or Magic?
Xenos: My tactics involve simultaneous use of both.
Zen: I would rather be armed and kill than worry of a potentially unreliable system of destruction.
Din: D: D: D: D: D: *See previous*

21. Pirates or Ninjas?
Xenos: Burn them both. Rend their souls from their ashes.
Zen: They bleed the same.
Din: *Can't decide* o3o

22. What would you do if a lost, small child came up to you?
Xenos: Killthemmaimthemcrushthemrendthemburnthemkillthemrendthemmaimthemcrushthemburnthem...
Zen: Take advantage of their cluelessness and direct their fate to our employment.
Din: Give him a cookie and help th- *Sees Zen's glare* >< *Hides*

23. Why so serious?
Xenos: *Completely insane*
Zen: *Completely emotionless*
Din: *Ish Din*

24. What type of headquarters do you have?
Xenos: The black adamantine fortress at the peak of North Azekara's mountains serves as both a home and a threat of war.
Zen: As a high-ranking Paladin of the N'akuz'ai'ima'l, I reside in many of the safe havens of the Arcana. Generally, however, I find safety and peace in the fortress.
Din: I jus' live where ever the others go...

25. Preferred mode of transportation?
Xenos: I have no reason to state a preference over another method.
Zen: As Lord Va'lie'nn, I prefer any functional methods of travel. Traveling on foot, however, is most reliable.
Din: Running, of course! ^^

26. So, why did you choose a life of crime?
Xenos: You speak as though religious beliefs are criminal.
Zen: This is no crime in my homeland, as there are no laws to name it as such.
Din: Crime? I didn't choose a life of... *Understands what the question is* ... Oh... *Sad look*

27. Have you ever been institutionalized?
Xenos: There have been attempts. I used it to burn down cities.
Zen: I do not exist.
Din: *Clueless*

28. Do you do any drugs? (Tobacco and alcohol count)
Xenos: I find myself drawn to vintage wine.
Zen: It would be a hindrance.
Din: I's addicted to this one kind of tea... That counts right? *Confused*

29. Remember your nemeses? Well, why don’t we have a quick word from them!
Xenos's nemesis is dead and presently unavailable, and Din doesn't have one.
Hexon [The Warden; Zen's Nemesis]: ... How hasn't he died yet?...

30. Aaaaand this survey is over! What are you all going to go do now?
Xenos and Zen: *Left already to pursue business*
Din: *GLOMP* X3

Today, I'm doing 's Character Quiz. [link]

1. Fill in the blanks with 15 of your characters.
2. Answer the questions as follows.



1. Hexon
2. The Scythe
3. Shogun
4. Din
5. M'hin'daj'i
6. Jester
7. Maya
8. Reaver
9. Naga
10. Zen
11. Daimyo
12. Xenos
13. Z'hau
14. Aella
15. Alex

1. Would you rather go on a date 5 or 12?
Lets see. Both are evil. Both would probably try to kill me. I don't roll like that. Nah. Neither.

2. A man wearing a thong and boxers on his head comes up to 8 and demands their money. Their reaction?
Reaver would shoot him. Repeatedly. In public.

3. 6 comes home and finds that 2 has broken into their house and is stealing their possessions. What happens?
The Scythe is a god. If he wants something he can have it.

4. Would 13 ever have sex with 9?
Technically if Naga felt like seducing Z'hau she probably could. So I'm going to leave this at a 'let's not think about this'.

5. What would 5 and 10’s lovechild look like?
Nonexistent because those physics wouldn't work and they absolutely hate eachother anyways.

6. What would 7 never ever admit to the world?
I'm not sure, actually. She's not a very secretive person; she's more than likely to make a joke about her own secrets after a while than anything. However, at the moment, she won't admit to the public that she's Hexon's lover, due to their factions 'officially' being enemies.

7. Do you think that 1 is sexy/cute?
The scars don't do much for the look.

8. Is 9 or 14 more likely to commit murder?
Technically they're about equal, but I have to give this one to Aella because she's somewhat cannibalistic.

9. What is the last thing that 15 would ever wear?
I'm not going to comment on this. If you knew the character you'd know why.

10. Why would 15 hate 7?
Maya's the Supreme Templar, basically the Master General of the Templar Union in Azekara.
Alex is one of the most depraved Succubi in the N'akuz'ai'ima'l, part of the Arcana Syndicate which is the antithesis and enemy of the Templar.
You do the math.

11. Is 4 a virgin?
Not at all. You wouldn't be able to tell though.

12. What would 2 get 3 for their birthday?
A real soul.

13. Does 9 go to church?
Cultist. Be technical.

14. 12 and 1 go scuba diving. What happens?
They try to kill eachother. Repeatedly. With fire. Underwater.

15. Would 6 survive a zombie apocalypse?
Yes.

16. Who’s taller, 4 or 14?
Aella [14]. Din's pretty short for a West Azekaran.

17. 5 and 8 get in a fight. Who surrenders first?
Despite the fact that M'hin'daj'i is Azekaran and Reaver is Human, M'hin'daj'i. Reaver's absolutely brutal, has no qualms with cheating, and has more than likely already shot M'hin'daj'i in the leg.

18. Does 13 trust 3 enough to drive with them during a heavy rainstorm in heavy traffic?
No. Actually they're basically polar opposites of one-another so they're probably fighting.

19. Could 8 ever win a swimsuit competition?
Possibly.

20. What scares 7 more than anything?
Potential of one of the Grand Templar being a spy for an enemy. Normally she would be worried about Hexon being killed but he's fully capable of taking care of himself if threatened.

21. How long could you stand to be around 10?
As long as he's not trying to stab me or staring at me in his stupidly creepy way I'll be fine.

22. Your old high school enemy comes up to you on the street and punches you in the face. What would 13 do?
Probably break his arm. Z'hau's Northern, but he doesn't appreciate random street brawls as much as you'd assume he would.

23. What would 2 say/do when extremely drunk?
He's a god. He can't get drunk.

24. Would 1 ever crossdress?
No.

25. 1, 8, and 14 are playing tug-of-war against 7, 9, and 12. Which side would win?
Hexon, Reaver, and Aella against Maya, Naga, and Xenos? Xenos's side wins. Maya and Naga could help the other side and still lose.

26. 11 and 3 are arguing. Who resorts to violence first?
Shogun. Probably won't have any results, though; Shogun has unparalleled brute strength, and Daimyo is essentially invincible.

27. Does 9 or 4 have a worse temper?
Naga by far. Din doesn't have a temper whatsoever, on that note.

28. Who would you least want to meet in a dark alley, 14, 11, or 6?
Definitely Aella. Daimyo would just ignore me and Jester wouldn't do anything. But a dark alley with Aella is a recipe for rape.

29. If 10 got drafted for the army, would they go for it or dodge the draft?
He's already in a military of some sort at the moment; N'akuz'ai'ima'l Paladin.

30. What is 15’s worst memory?
She doesn't have one. She's has no morals. Or inhibitions at that. Keep her away from people.

31. Why would the government be after 3?
He's a genetic variant of an insectoid species that has regenerative properties, can generate biological metals, etc. Not to mention Shogun has enough brute strength to literally walk through titanium.

32. You run into 2 on a busy street? What is the first thing you notice about them?
"Dude. Holy shit. Where's your face?"

33. Would 11 ever get cosmetic surgery?
No. Technically he can shapeshift to a limited degree anyways.

34. Does 5 love or hate themselves?
M'hin'daj'i is definitely a narcissist.

35. 13 gets hit on by someone of their own gender? Their reaction?
Z'hau has enough self control to ignore them.

36. What is 14’s worst habit or addiction?
Nymphomaniac, like most of the other Succubi. Lets leave it at that.

37. What kind of movie would 11 go see?
A movie with an actual story that isn't hidden behind explosions, swearing, and the exquisite baldness of the modern 'heroes'.

38. Does 10 still live with their parents?
No.

39. Does 6 dance?
Not usually, but she knows how.

40. 3, 5, 12, and 15 are playing poker. Who is the most likely to cheat?
M'hin'daj'i hands down. He's the crimelord of the criminal underground sect of the Arcana Syndicate.
Alex, however, is the runner up, and she might steal the winnings from M'hin'daj'i anyways by seducing him.
Xenos probably wouldn't be playing poker since he's insane.
Shogun, however, is most likely to win by playing fair. He never shows emotions.

41. What would be the main thing standing between 1 and 10’s love?
You mean aside from gender, being blood-sworn enemies, and opposing archetypes?

42. Is 2 or 4 more mature?
The Scythe, by far. Din is an exceptionally naive and innocent woman.

43. Does 1 or 8 have a bigger ego?
Hexon's been tortured, his right arm never heals properly due to a broken bone, and is extremely paranoid due to suffering from hallucinations.
Reaver's an Alcoholic asshole who hates the rest of humanity and sells information that can get people killed for high value. Have to give this one to Reaver.

44. Would 12 rather drive a small, environmentally friendly car, or a huge Hummer with bad gas mileage?
He's twelve feet tall and seven hundred pounds of pure destruction. He doesn't drive cars to begin with.

45. Does 6 care about their appearance?
To some degree. Jester is West Azekaran, though, so she really doesn't have to worry about it.

46. 5, 7, and 14 go into a haunted house. What happens?
Maya and Aella immediately try to kill eachother. M'hin'daj'i starts taking bets on who will win.

47. 13 is walking along and gets pulled aside by a prostitute. Do they accept the offer?
No. Z'hau's extremely professional. Besides, it might be Alex.

48. Does 10 have or want kids?
No and No. Zen is practically genocidal and has absolutely no empathy whatsoever towards any life but the Grim King's.

49. How will 15 probably die?
Total vaporization. Technically that's the only thing that would work anyways.

50. Why was 6 picked on at school?
She preferred staying in human form more.

51. For what would 11 worship 4?
Daimyo would worship Din because... She's Din.
Seriously. Din is the single cuddliest character in my entire roster. Nobody even thinks about hurting her. Mostly because if they do, the other Succubi will rape and kill them, but that's not the point at the moment...

52. 3 and 15 are running against each other for president. Who do you vote for?
Sadly I have to vote for Alex. Shogun is silent and genocidal. Alex is also pretty open to the idea of killing people randomly, but she at least warns you.

53. 1, 8, 12, and 14 gang up on 5. How long does 5 last?
He doesn't. Hexon can fight him well due to being Eastern and having combat literally pummeled into him, Reaver's already been stated to be able to beat him earlier, Xenos is the ArchPaladin of a cult dedicated to a god of death and is the strongest Northern alive to date, and Aella has a mental-based charm power that would literally force M'hin'daj'i to listen to her every whim, including telling him to commit suicide.

54. Who would 11 rather take to the prom, 2 or 9?
He'd take Naga. The Scythe is an Omniscient interplanar being that never manifests his unique avatar on the material plane anyways.

55. Would 7 ever wear a leopard-print miniskirt in public?
If she thought it was funny, yes. If she felt like it, yes. If someone was trying to force her to, no.

56. Who has a more normal weight, 4 or 10?
Generally speaking on terms of the species, they both have very normal weights. Human form is pretty normal too.

57. Why would 13 be arrested?
Smuggling.

58. 3, 6, and 11 go to the movies. What happens?
Shogun and Daimyo end up being the best people to see a movie with since they'll be quiet. Jester gets to choose the movie.

59. 13 is trying to escape from a burning building, but sees 1 trapped in the corner. Would they try and save 1?
No. Hexon has a very powerful ice-based rune, he's pretty much immune to heat, and he can pretty much just walk out any time he feels anyways.

60. 15 and 8 are exploring an abandoned tomb, when 15 suddenly falls through the floor and barely manages to avoid the spike traps. How would 8 save them?
Reaver [8] wouldn't even bother trying to save Alex. Hell, he'd let her trigger all the traps. Not like they would do any damage to Alex [15] anyways. As for getting away from the spike trap, she literally just crawls up the wall like a spider.

61. Would 2 rather marry 6 or 14?
Aella [14]. Both are Western, but Aella's in the cult that worships him.

62. Does 10 smoke or drink?
He drinks occasionally, but he doesn't smoke.

63. The house is about to explode, and 9 can only save 3 or 12. Who do they choose?
If the house is going to explode, Naga [9] would just save herself. Both Shogun [3] and Xenos [12] are completely immune to fire, so the explosion wouldn't do anything. If anything, they'd just be in even better condition than before.

64. Would 11 ever deal drugs?
No. In fact, despite the cult's alliance to the Aru'K'hai, Zen openly opposes the idea of selling drugs for profit.

65. Did 15 graduate high school?
I'm not sure if it's called 'high school', but she graduated from an Academy.

66. 7 tries cooking a new icky looking dish and invites 4, 9, and 13 to dinner. Who eats the dish?
All of them. Westerns have an odd talent on terms of cooking, so even if it doesn't look good it probably tastes delicious.

67. Would 3 ever pierce their tongue?
Speaking specifically on terms of his species, I'm not sure it's physically possible.

68. What about 9 annoys 14?
Naga [9] annoys Aella [14] because she has a hair-trigger heat cycle. Even the slightest instance will set her off.

69. Does 1 or 5 sleep more?
M'hin'daj'i [5]. Hexon [1] is Eastern; Easterns are naturally restless. While both are technically criminals, M'hin'daj'i is the one who actually gets to live comfortably.

70. Who does 15 like most out of 2, 8, and 12? Who do they like the least?
The Scythe and Xenos tie for the most liked; Xenos is the ArchPaladin and effectively her master. The Scythe is her god. As for Reaver, basically everyone hates him.

ROFL I STOLE THIS FROM XD

Okay serious face time.
That didn't work. Time to fake it.


[TEN things you want to say to TEN different people. ]

1. If I didn't have some moral boundaries I'd take this knife and stab you in the throat with it until you stopped talking to me. Just. Shut. Up.

2. No, I will not get a fucking haircut.

3. Regardless of anything I say or do, I still respect your individuality. But that doesn't mean I won't stab you to death in a dark alley if you keep bitching at me.

4. I'm a loosely genocidal, easily-annoyed person who would have an Obsessive Compulsive nature relative to knives aligned in a corpse if I actually had the time to kill someone, but at least I can respect people who don't treat me like a freak because of it.

5. I can't go to a place I don't believe in.

6. Regardless of how I act, sometimes I am jealous.

7. I always expect the worst. Then I expect something worse than that, just to make sure it doesn't happen.

8. Have you ever assumed that, just maybe, I want to spend my time the way I want to instead of with you? I didn't ask for your company. I just want to be with my friends.

9. I'm not Jesus! Jesus has a choir.

10. Help me.

[ NINE things about yourself: ]

1. WHY YES, I MUST CONCUR WITH YOUR STATEMENT. I DO INDEED LOVE YELLING, ESPECIALLY WHEN RELEVANT TO COMEDY SKITS THAT I AM FULLY CAPABLE OF MEMORIZING START TO FINISH! WHY DO YOU ASK?

2. I say 'I know' because I've heard it six times already. Please don't say it again unless it's something I like hearing.

3. I hate people being around me unless they're my friends. Then I can't live without them.

4. I'm prone to talking to myself when there's nobody else to listen. I like to think the characters I designed for my writing are in my head and have their own conscious train of thought. So far it at least seems like I'm right.

5. I hate dogs. People think I'm insane, but you would too if one nearly ripped your leg off before you were three.

6. I'm an extremely good liar. I won't deny that I do commonly, but even more of the time I'm being honest. Usually to a point of brutality if I have to be.

7. I have an innate love for kittens, pocky, Italian Food, writing, pie, and kittens. Wait...

8. I'm not usually trying to be funny, so if you're not laughing there's a reason. However, when I do tell a funny joke, you can laugh.

9. I value my friends over my family for a reason, and I've stated them several times before, if it's not obvious anyways.

[ EIGHT ways to win your heart: ]

1. Take me seriously. If you think I'm joking all the time, or don't respect me, you won't have a chance because I find it excruciatingly insulting.

2. Be yourself. If you don't act like yourself and condone to acting how you think I would like then I don't know you.

3. Talk to me and let me join the conversation. I listen silently when I have to listen, I keep a conversation going when I have reason to. If you talk to me, I'll reply.

4. If you have a similar sense of humor, like the things I like, and other such things, but you're still wholly unique, then yeah. You get the idea.

5. I don't change anything about myself unless I feel like it or absolutely need to, so please don't try to force it.

6. Don't be afraid to hug me without warning. I'm as much an advocate of glomping as people at an anime convention probably are. For the record, I've never seriously been glomped either.

7. I don't care how absolutely stoic I seem. There's a person behind the mask and that's who I want you to like. Not the grim, sadistic asshole that doesn't care about life on earth past the fact that his shoes might be untied.

8. Being cute helps but I'm strictly worried about personality above that. But while I'm still on terms of appearance, I like long hair.

[ SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot: ]

1. Oh god damn it.

2. *Argument with myself here*

3. Okay, I knew this five minutes ago...

4. You know, besides the fact that if I was there it could have killed me, that was awesome.

5. BEARS! D:

6. ...

7.

[ SIX things you couldn't live without: ]

1. My computer; I use it for writing.

2. Pocky; It's a drug. I swear to whatever god you may believe in it's a drug. But it's mine. Get your own.

3. Kittens; Adorable.

4. . Interpret this however you like.

5. Something to make jokes about. I can do anything from Deadpan Sarcasm to Dead Baby.

6. Air; I use it to breathe. [Lol sarcastic answer.]

[ FIVE turn OFFS: ]

1. Smoking. Literally makes me sick.

2. Trying to control me against my free will. It not only won't work but I view it as an insult.

3. For the record, don't even make jokes about stealing my work. I already have paranoia issues and I don't need to worry that someone that actually seems to give a damn about me is going to steal my life.

4. Not trusting me. I'm going to go to extents to trust you and you might as well return the favor.

5. For the record I don't have a problem with Yaoi, but it still doesn't mean I want to see the pictures.

[ FOUR turn ONS: ]

1. Yes, I will cuddle.

2. Like many of my friends, I have a sense of humor and will laugh at anything that's actually funny.

3. I have long hair for a reason. Yes, I will let you play with it. Just don't braid it. That would be creepy.

4. This one's variable. Depends on the person. We'll see.

[ THREE smileys that describe your life: ]

1.

2.

3.

[ TWO things you want to do before you die: ]

1. Become a successful video game designer. [May be replaced by publishing popular novel]

2. Publish a popular novel. [May be made into a video game instead if I get to the business.]

[ ONE confession: ]

1. I've contemplated countless ways to kill other people. And even more to kill myself. I'm not going to put any of the suicide concepts to use though, I'm just morbid. I'm quite happy with my life at the moment, and there's no point to consider actually putting my ideas into use.

Okay, yeah. Updating my journal. Last time was in April, I think it's about time I say something useful.

Alright, so nothing I say is necessarily useful unless you're asking for critique on some creative writing whatever it is you were working on, because I'm actually good at that, but that's not necessarily the point. Where was I... Right.

Some of my friends know that there's a video game coming out this upcoming Tuesday. Prototype. I've been looking forwards to that game since I heard it was delayed in October last year and I've been ecstatic. I've gotten the money I need for it and more, I've been explicitly hyperactive knowing that I was going to get to play something four years in the making where the gameplay was actually accurate to the cutscenes.

And now I'm pissed off.

My 360's Disc Drive, just today, decided to stop working. It was working perfectly well yesterday, for gods sake! I was playing Call of Duty 4 with a few friends of mine online like I usually do and enjoying my time. Ranked up, got closer to the gun I was trying to get that might make everything go faster, whatnot.

On the plus side, the system is still within the three-year-warranty!

This means I'm going to wait three years for them to remember that they need to send me a new 360 Elite after they get it and I'm going to be excruciatingly pissed off until further notice.

Not sending back my hard drive though. Screw them, they don't deserve it. I put a lot of work into my hard drive's stuff, I'm keeping it. Same for my controller. So I get to have no 360 for anywhere between a week and a few months. This demands a knife fight.

More annoying? The system itself works PERFECTLY FINE. Only the Disc Drive is screwed over. We're wondering if we could take it to a place to fix it without having to deal with the horror that is Microsoft's terms of service and whatnot, but since the warranty from the place we actually bought it is long gone I doubt we'll actually have much of a choice.

At least I don't have to flat out buy a new one and my computer still works. o3o
I DO need to buy a new computer though, this one's hard drive is about dead since it inexplicably got split into two separate drives and one's useless.

EDIT:
Bought a new 360. o3o

EDIT EDIT:
Beat Prototype Yesterday. o3o