Another one of 's

Rules:
1. Pick three or more of your antagonistic (villain) characters
2. Have them answer the following questions.

1. Xenos
2. Zen
3. Din [Note: Evil in alliance only]

1. Alright, first, tell us your name.
Xenos: Lord Xenos Ku’ran’noset’h Va'lie'nn the Grim King.
Zen: S'ara'ji'zen'n K'ei'zen'ie I'rru'z'kan
Din: J'iida Am'mi'Kad'din Zem'i

2. So, being the villains that you are, what exactly do you ….do? Or do I not want to know?
Xenos: I am the current focus for the God of Death's avatar. I instigate acts of genocide.
Zen: I am an instrument of genocide.
Din: *Can't think of anything*

3. How old are you?
Xenos: In theory I am 253 human years old.
Zen: Seventy-two human years.
Din: Seventeen. ^^

4. Height and weight?
Xenos: Based on the human scale, in my natural form I am twelve-foot-two and weigh 723 pounds. In my human form I am roughly eight-foot-three and weigh 483 pounds.
Zen: In my human form I am six feet, seven inches tall and weigh 268 pounds. In my natural form, I stand seven feet, eight inches and weigh 536 pounds.
Din: In my human form I'm 5'10" and weigh 142 pounds. In Azekaran form, 6'8" and 77 pounds. =3
(Differences in skeletal mass between forms and genders, don't question it.)

5. Are you mortal?
Xenos: In theory.
Zen: Depressingly so, though I am attempting to remedy the flaw.
Din: I don't know. Nobody ever tries to hurt me or anything...

6. Are you any type of demon or other supernatural being?
Xenos: I enjoy the concept that I have become far worse than either ever could be.
Zen: I am becoming something excruciatingly similar.
Din: No. *Puzzled by question*

7. So, do you have an alter ego by day? What do unsuspecting people think you do?
Xenos: They think I burn cities, sacrifice the population to my god, commit unspeakable crimes to nature with every passing moment. And they are correct.
Zen: Nothing. Unsuspecting people are being eliminated.
Din: Alter ego? *Puzzled, but in a cute way*

8. What was the last nefarious thing you did?
Xenos: You imply that it is not still being implemented.
Zen: Executed sixteen heretics and their families in the middle of the South Azekaran capitol city.
Din: *Can't think of anything, gets confused*

9. Was it successful?
Xenos: It will be.
Zen: Extremely.
Din: *Still confused*

10. Do you know any of the other people here?
Xenos: I command them.
Zen: I am an instrument of the ArchPaladin. As for the Succubus... *Hugs Din*
Din: *Much happiness* X3 *Cuddles*

11. Do you have any kids or other family? What do they think of your life of crime?
Xenos: I burned them.
Zen: I have no children, but the rest of my clan is under employment of the N'akuz'ai'ima'l.
Din: ... I've been out of contact with my family for a while...

12. Who’s your arch nemesis?
Xenos: Insignificant without limbs and life, as I have been told.
Zen: The Warden of East Azekara is presently my greatest nuisance.
Din: *Doesn't actually have a nemesis because she's completely and utterly harmless.*

13. Have you ever been embarrassingly defeated?
Xenos: Embarrassingly? No, not quite. My most recent defeat involved me plummeting from a cliff with my heart cleaved in two.
Zen: Define embarrassing.
Din: *Doesn't actually fight.*

14. Would you ever wear spandex?
Xenos: No.
Zen: No.
Din: Sure. :3

15. Do you secretly like pink?
Xenos: No.
Zen: I see no point in colors.
Din: Secretly? o3o

16. Are you secretly in LUUUURRRRVVVEE?
Xenos: I see no reason for either secrecy or love.
Zen: Love would be an unnecessary distraction.
Din: ... Maybe. ^^

17. Are you gay?
Xenos: *Ambiguous* ...
Zen: *Asexual* I have no interest in either gender.
Din: *Bisexual* Maybe a little bit?

18. Anyways, back to business. Are you anticipating the next World War?
Xenos: I intend to instigate it.
Zen: I intend to end it.
Din: *Immediate worry*

19. Weapon of choice?
Xenos: While my preferred weapon is currently split and unavailable, I maintain possession of its more potent half, the Mira'ha'zen.
Zen: My katana is nameless.
Din: D: *Doesn't like fighting in general*

20. Do you prefer…Weapons or Magic?
Xenos: My tactics involve simultaneous use of both.
Zen: I would rather be armed and kill than worry of a potentially unreliable system of destruction.
Din: D: D: D: D: D: *See previous*

21. Pirates or Ninjas?
Xenos: Burn them both. Rend their souls from their ashes.
Zen: They bleed the same.
Din: *Can't decide* o3o

22. What would you do if a lost, small child came up to you?
Xenos: Killthemmaimthemcrushthemrendthemburnthemkillthemrendthemmaimthemcrushthemburnthem...
Zen: Take advantage of their cluelessness and direct their fate to our employment.
Din: Give him a cookie and help th- *Sees Zen's glare* >< *Hides*

23. Why so serious?
Xenos: *Completely insane*
Zen: *Completely emotionless*
Din: *Ish Din*

24. What type of headquarters do you have?
Xenos: The black adamantine fortress at the peak of North Azekara's mountains serves as both a home and a threat of war.
Zen: As a high-ranking Paladin of the N'akuz'ai'ima'l, I reside in many of the safe havens of the Arcana. Generally, however, I find safety and peace in the fortress.
Din: I jus' live where ever the others go...

25. Preferred mode of transportation?
Xenos: I have no reason to state a preference over another method.
Zen: As Lord Va'lie'nn, I prefer any functional methods of travel. Traveling on foot, however, is most reliable.
Din: Running, of course! ^^

26. So, why did you choose a life of crime?
Xenos: You speak as though religious beliefs are criminal.
Zen: This is no crime in my homeland, as there are no laws to name it as such.
Din: Crime? I didn't choose a life of... *Understands what the question is* ... Oh... *Sad look*

27. Have you ever been institutionalized?
Xenos: There have been attempts. I used it to burn down cities.
Zen: I do not exist.
Din: *Clueless*

28. Do you do any drugs? (Tobacco and alcohol count)
Xenos: I find myself drawn to vintage wine.
Zen: It would be a hindrance.
Din: I's addicted to this one kind of tea... That counts right? *Confused*

29. Remember your nemeses? Well, why don’t we have a quick word from them!
Xenos's nemesis is dead and presently unavailable, and Din doesn't have one.
Hexon [The Warden; Zen's Nemesis]: ... How hasn't he died yet?...

30. Aaaaand this survey is over! What are you all going to go do now?
Xenos and Zen: *Left already to pursue business*
Din: *GLOMP* X3